• baby: m-mm
  • mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama???
  • baby: me mum's car
  • mother:
  • baby: broom broom

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

deanpendragon:

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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